{"id":18037,"date":"2015-11-14T07:00:23","date_gmt":"2015-11-14T07:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.weddingdates.co.uk\/blog\/?p=18037"},"modified":"2021-02-08T14:30:28","modified_gmt":"2021-02-08T14:30:28","slug":"thoughts-every-drunk-wedding-guest-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weddingdates.co.uk\/blog\/thoughts-every-drunk-wedding-guest-has\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Thoughts EVERY Drunk Person Has At A Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We love a good session. But once that complimentary glass of bubbly slides down smoothly at the reception, it&#8217;s all downhill for the rest of the night. Here&#8217;s 25 thoughts EVERY drunk wedding guest has &#8211; and some of it ain&#8217;t pretty.<\/p>\n<h2>Free Wine. Score!!<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/E3L5goMMSoAAo\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>I&#8217;m Starving. Where Are The Fancy Canapes?<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/PJJUn8Sg4hleg\" width=\"480\" height=\"269\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>One Glass Of Wine With The Meal. Pfft&#8230;CheapSkates.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/fNLlNICfZnGj6\" width=\"480\" height=\"352\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>If I Avoid Contact With The Guy To My Left, Maybe He&#8217;ll Go Away.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/UrKRahq7ZoVNe\" width=\"480\" height=\"192\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>This Is My &#8216;I&#8217;m So Interested In What You&#8217;re Saying Face&#8217;<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/Hm3ZMI68o17os\" width=\"480\" height=\"289\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>These Speeches Are So Long. I Will Punch The Next Speaker In The Face.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/RpbO0EAnOn21O\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Where&#8217;s My Dinner. I&#8217;m Starving.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/daLw3QnTCkDjG\" width=\"480\" height=\"359\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>God The Servers Are So Slow. Eh, Why Was My Table Not Served First?<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/3oEduGGje17gAsD85y\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>***HANGRY STAGE***<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/tkYaChn7aZClW\" width=\"480\" height=\"272\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Maybe I&#8217;ll Go For A Snooze. Just For 5 Mins.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/129dh81DDTwDn2\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>What The&#8230;I&#8217;ve Been Asleep For Nearly 2 Hours!!<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/10VJ2YDMoNEBl6\" width=\"480\" height=\"306\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Need. More. Vodka.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/mpQkJpBMbSxMs\" width=\"480\" height=\"239\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Screw This I&#8217;m Taking My Shoes Off.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/Jv8unTsruhuFy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Shots Anyone?<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/HGCXnrhcJuCKA\" width=\"480\" height=\"275\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>***Whips Out Credit Card***<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/ZYm4NC2RJARHO\" width=\"480\" height=\"376\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>I&#8217;m Paying Lads. They&#8217;re All On Me Because I&#8217;m A Total Boss.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/eIvB1UxhBMziE\" width=\"480\" height=\"269\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>You&#8217;re My Best Friend<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/E4pJ3LAVLUMrC\" width=\"480\" height=\"236\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>No, You&#8217;re My Best Friend<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/3o7btU1WSLw7u3eI2k\" width=\"480\" height=\"238\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>This Is My Favourite Song!<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/vVYQgCPIsYYJa\" width=\"480\" height=\"396\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Jaysus That Bridesmaid Looks A Bit Of Alright<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/14uRnBOrCwkOMU\" width=\"480\" height=\"336\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>OMG I&#8217;ll Look Like A Total Rebel If I Wrap My Tie Around My Head.<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/3o7TKzrRYFwJBCXrTq\" width=\"480\" height=\"330\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Wait THIS Is My Favourite Song!!<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/xXuQz6usY7gKk\" width=\"480\" height=\"321\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Why Is The DJ Not Playing Sex Bomb? I Requested It Ages Ago!!<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/D5TtGiL9d0idy\" width=\"480\" height=\"264\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>What, It&#8217;s Over? Already?<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/nOH64NWaJ85Uc\" width=\"480\" height=\"242\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>To The Resident&#8217;s Lounge!!<\/h2>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/yWli7pIg5myys\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><strong>\u00a0Image Credits:<\/strong> via <a href=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" rel=\"nofollow\">GIPHY<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We love a good session. But once that complimentary glass of bubbly slides down smoothly at the reception, it&#8217;s all downhill for the rest of the night. Here&#8217;s 25 thoughts EVERY drunk wedding guest has &#8211; and some of it ain&#8217;t pretty. Free Wine. Score!! I&#8217;m Starving. Where Are The Fancy Canapes? One Glass Of Wine With The Meal. Pfft&#8230;CheapSkates. If I Avoid Contact With The Guy To My Left, Maybe He&#8217;ll Go Away. 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